[interrogation] Bad Cop: *face way too close to Shakira's waistline* tell me what I want to know#Shakiras#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?#Shakiras#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's kinda sad that Shakira's hips are our generation's George Washington.#Shakiras#George Washington#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Shakira's hips just told me 9/11 was an inside job and now I don't know what to believe.#Shakiras#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I have a riddle for you. There are two doors, one leads to heaven, the other leads to hell. There are two guards, the guard to hell always tells a lie, and the guard to heaven is Shakira's hips.#Shakiras#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp