During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window under which they had placed a net but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall well-built black man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man the mother finally let the child drop. The football player made a breathtaking catch and everybody cheered. At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air spiked it on the ground and yelled ""TOUCHDOWN!!""