During a recent publicity outing Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room peering into a crystal ball the mystic delivered grave news. ""There's no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."" Visibly shaken Hillary stared at the woman's lined face then at the single flickering candle then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze steadied her voice and asked her question: ""Will I be acquitted?""