What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie.

Shipwrecked! After a messy divorce, a middle aged man decides he needs to take some time for himself, and decides to take a cruise in the South Pacific to let off some steam and relax. He's enjoying the trip, relaxing and mostly keeping to himself, when suddenly the clouds darken and a huge storm springs up. The ship begins to pitch and roll. People are panicking. The captain announces that the ship is going to sink. Just as the man slips on his life jacket and begins to head for the lifeboats a…

There are some things that are certain in life. The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. ""Can I help you?"" she asked. ""I want to see Natalie,"" the man replied. ""Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,"" said the madam. ""No, I must see Natalie"" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesit…

1000$ a night The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman.. ""Can I help you?"" the madam asked. ""I want Natalie,"" the old man replied. ""Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."" ""No, I must see Natalie."" Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man cal…