Pint of blood please.... A Vampire walks into a bar and asks for a pint of Blood. The Bartender explains that this is a regular bar and they only sell alcohol, so he offers the Vampire a whiskey instead. Another vampire walks into the bar and asks for a pint of Blood. The bartender explains again that they dont sell Blood and offers the Vampire a Vodka. The Vampire accepts and sits down. A third Vampire enters and approaches the bar. Just before the bartender can contest, the Vampire asks for a mug of boiling water. Puzzled, the bartender grabs a mug, fills it with hot water and hands it over. ''What you planning to do with that then?'' he asks. The Vampire pulls out a used bloody Tampon from his pocket and says; ''Teabag''.