[nsfw]-ish Three vampires enter a bar Three vampires enter a bar. The first is small and nonthreatening, walks up to the bar and timidly requests a wine glass of the finest blood, AB- if it's available. The bartender serves him a glass of the '82 Shatner and recommends a cheese to go with it. The second vampire is quite large and frightening and slams his gnarled hand on the bar demanding ""BOILING HOT BLOOD!"". The bartender, no stranger to this sort of patron, calmly microwaves a mug of blood and serves it to the frothing menace. The third is difficult to look directly at without voiding your bowels. Despite his experience the bartender stutters when asking for his order. From the depths of a deep black cowl float the words ""hot... water"". The bartender, clearly confused, asks if that is all. A pale hand with long nails appears from under the cloak dangling a heavily used tampon, ""I'm making tea""