Three vampires walk into a bar... The bartender asks the first vampire what he wants to drink. He replies, through a thick Transylvanian accent, ""Warm blood."" The bartender pulls a live rat out from under the bar, cleaves its head off, and drains the blood into a glass. He asks the second vampire what he wants to drink, and he replies ""Cold blood."" The bartender pulls out another rat, chops off its head, and throws several ice cubes into the glass with the blood. The bartender asks the third vampire what he wants to drink, and the vampire says ""Water."" The bartender is puzzled. ""Don't you want blood?"" he asks. The vampire says, ""Oh, no, I'm making tea,"" and pulled a used tampon out of his jacket.