Three vampires walk into a vampiric bar... ... they all sit down at the bar and the first vampire says, "" I'll take a shot of O-"", the bartender gives him his shot ""I'll take a cup of AB+ please"" says the second vampire, the bartender gives him his blood and turns to the third vampire ""what do ya want?"" asks the bartender ""can I get a cup of hot water?"" says the third vampire. The bartender gives him a confused look but gets him his hot water and sets it infront of him ""what are ya gonn…

Three vampires walk into a bar... The bartender asks the first vampire what he wants to drink. He replies, through a thick Transylvanian accent, ""Warm blood."" The bartender pulls a live rat out from under the bar, cleaves its head off, and drains the blood into a glass. He asks the second vampire what he wants to drink, and he replies ""Cold blood."" The bartender pulls out another rat, chops off its head, and throws several ice cubes into the glass with the blood. The bartender asks the third…

[nsfw]-ish Three vampires enter a bar Three vampires enter a bar. The first is small and nonthreatening, walks up to the bar and timidly requests a wine glass of the finest blood, AB- if it's available. The bartender serves him a glass of the '82 Shatner and recommends a cheese to go with it. The second vampire is quite large and frightening and slams his gnarled hand on the bar demanding ""BOILING HOT BLOOD!"". The bartender, no stranger to this sort of patron, calmly microwaves a mug of blood …

A vampire walks into a bar.. He approaches the barman. The barman asks, ""what will it be?"" The vampire asks for a mug of hot water. The barman confused asks ""don't you folk drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says ""I'm making tea""