How Jesus was named: Mary: Joseph, I'm having a baby. Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!

Little Mary never did very well in church. She would always fall asleep when the priest was speaking. One day, while Mary was happily sleeping, the Priest said ""Mary, who created the Earth as we know it""? The little boy behind Mary got bored, took out a pin, and poked Mary with it in the back. Mary jolted awake and screamed ""Oh good Lord""! ""Good job""! said the priest. A little later, the Priest asked sleeping Mary ""Mary, who was born on December 25th and is celebrated for Christmas?"". Th…

The three wise men walk into a barn... ...and see Joseph, Mary, and baby Jesus. Joseph asks why they are disturbing them as his wife had just given birth and needed rest. The first wise man said ""I have brought gold for the child."" Joseph thanked him but ask that they leave. Then the second wise man said ""I have brought frankincense for the child."" Again Joseph thanked him but was getting annoyed as they were interrupting a special moment between him and his wife. He then, forcefully, asked …

A boy and a girl were in church. The teacher was asking them questions. ""Who is the central figure of christianity?"" She asks. The boy poked the girl with a sharp pencil to be funny. ""Jesus Christ!"" The girl yelled. ""Very good. Now who who created life on earth?"" She asked. The boy poked her again. ""God!"" The girl yelled, even louder this time. ""Wow! You know your facts! But how about this one. What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 22nd baby?"" AGAIN, the boy poked her with the …