Back in the early 80's Chevy Chase was one of the stars on Password. Toward the end of the game this black woman was ahead in points so she and Chevy were paired togetherfor the final part. He said the key word and she responded. Like this... he said calf, she said cow. Then it was kid, and she said goat. Finally he said doe, she said knob. Chevy busted into laughter.... He laughed so hard they didnt even get the chance to finish the game. Doe...Knob

What do you do? You're riding your horse along a narrow road and to your right there's a steep cliff. There's another rider to your left threatening to run you off the edge. You try to speed up but there's another rider in front of you, and when you look behind you a third rider is closing in as well. You're stuck in a harrowing high speed chase and must figure out how to escape quickly before your pursuers run you off the steep cliff to your death. So, **what do you do?** You get your drunk a…

Americans go hiking in the USSR A group of american tourists came to the USSR and decided to go hiking in a traditional Soviet way. They got the tents, vodka, made a camp in the forest. Suddenly a huge bear appears from the bushes, starts to roar and ruins the camp in a few seconds. The americans run as fast as they can followed by the bear. They run across a clearing where a group of soviet guys are having their drinks and barbeque. As they cross the clearing the americans accidently overtu…

Haggling over the price A man spied a beautiful woman soloing in the bar. Knowing that he wasn't debonaire enough to entice her, he cut to the chase, "Say, would you go to bed with me for $15,000? Surprised and embarrassed, she stammered, "Gee...well, maybe, I guess?" "What about $150?" "What exactly do you think I am!," she protested. "We've already established what you are. Now we are just haggling over the price!" ​