Haggling over the price A man spied a beautiful woman soloing in the bar. Knowing that he wasn't debonaire enough to entice her, he cut to the chase, "Say, would you go to bed with me for $15,000? Surprised and embarrassed, she stammered, "Gee...well, maybe, I guess?" "What about $150?" "What exactly do you think I am!," she protested. "We've already established what you are. Now we are just haggling over the price!" ​