Nikolai Jokes

If bad Russian puns were worth a Nikolai would be rich.

A team of Russian atheletes did not do well at the Olympic Games. Putin summoned the team together with their head coach and his chief of KGB Nikolai to his office. ""You did not do a good job"", - said Putin, - ""But let us focus on the future. You will do much better in the next competition. I will make sure of that. Instead of your head coach, I put Nikolai in charge of your training. What competition is next on the calendar?"" Head coach: ""It's the Paralympic Games."" Putin: ""Nikolai, prep…

Americans go hiking in the USSR A group of american tourists came to the USSR and decided to go hiking in a traditional Soviet way. They got the tents, vodka, made a camp in the forest. Suddenly a huge bear appears from the bushes, starts to roar and ruins the camp in a few seconds. The americans run as fast as they can followed by the bear. They run across a clearing where a group of soviet guys are having their drinks and barbeque. As they cross the clearing the americans accidently overtu…