A girl named Ruth quit working at our office. I've been referring to the office as "ruthless" since then. People are pissed.

Talking Dog A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office. ""All right, lets make this quick i have things to do, whats your talent?"" asks the agent. The man says, ""Its not me sir, its my dog he talks!"" ""Yeah, right,"" says the agent. ""I don't have time for this, now get out of here before I throw you out."" ""No, wait,"" says the man. ""I'll prove it."" He turns to the dog and asks, ""What do you normally find on top of a house?"" ""Roof!"" says the dog, wagging his tail. ""Listen, p…

Ruth! (not sure if repost) A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. ""This dog can speak English,"" he claims to the unimpressed agent. ""Okay, Sport,"" the guys says to the dog, ""what's on the top of a house?"" ""Roof!"" the dog replies. ""Oh, come on..."" the talent agent responds. ""All dogs go roof'."" ""No, wait,"" the guy says. He asks the dog ""what does sandpaper feel like?"" ""Rough!"" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his…

A guy and his dog go into a bar... ...and the guy sits down at the bar. He orders a beer and drinks it, then orders another. The dog sits patiently at his feet. When it comes time for the guy to pay, he looks the barman in the eye and says, ""I'm afraid I don't have any money."" The barman is about to kick this joker's ass when the guy says, ""But I have something even better. I have a magical dog. He can talk."" This is a new one on the barman, and although he's skeptical, he decides to give th…