Talking Dog A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office. ""All right, lets make this quick i have things to do, whats your talent?"" asks the agent. The man says, ""Its not me sir, its my dog he talks!"" ""Yeah, right,"" says the agent. ""I don't have time for this, now get out of here before I throw you out."" ""No, wait,"" says the man. ""I'll prove it."" He turns to the dog and asks, ""What do you normally find on top of a house?"" ""Roof!"" says the dog, wagging his tail. ""Listen, p…

Ruth! (not sure if repost) A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. ""This dog can speak English,"" he claims to the unimpressed agent. ""Okay, Sport,"" the guys says to the dog, ""what's on the top of a house?"" ""Roof!"" the dog replies. ""Oh, come on..."" the talent agent responds. ""All dogs go roof'."" ""No, wait,"" the guy says. He asks the dog ""what does sandpaper feel like?"" ""Rough!"" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his…

A man walks into a talent scout's office... ... with his dog on a leash. He says to the talent scout, ""this is Rover, my talking dog. He's going to make us rich!"" Skeptical, the talent scout says ""oh yeah? Prove it."" ""not a problem"" says the man. ""Rover, what is the texture of sandpaper?"" ""Ruff!"" replies the dog. The talent scout is not amused. ""Sir, I am very busy. If you are simply going to waste my time..."" The man cuts him off. ""No, let me show you again! Rover, what do you find…

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