Halloween puns and bad one-liners Throw em at me! > What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people? Ghoul-Aid > What's a ghosts favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet > Why did Dracula go to the doctor? Because he was coffin

[Meta] I need your Halloween jokes. My Halloween costume is an Undead Stand-up Comedian. I need all your undead, Halloween, zombie, vampire, hell, ghoul, masked killer jokes you have. Currently my best bit is ""How'd I die? Well I was performing a set at an airport longue and it didn't go too well. I bombed so hard the TSA mistook me for ISIS.""

A good one for Halloween NSFW Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says ""Three glasses of blood fellas?"" The first two say yes but the third shakes his head. ""No thanks. Just some hot water please."" The bartender was shocked. ""What's the deal? I though you guys only drank blood."" The vampire took a used tampon out of his pocket. ""I'm making tea.""

A limerick about a vampire named Mable. [NSFW] There was a young vampire called mable, whose periods were always quite stable, at every full moon, she took out a spoon, and drank herself under the table.