An 80 year old couple is watching Jeopardy when a Viagra commercial comes on... The husband says with a smile, ""You know what, Edith? I'm gonna go to the doctors office tomorrow and get some of that Viagra."" Edith says, ""Well you better make an appointment for me too."" Her husband replies, ""Naw honey, I'm the only one who has to take the stuff."" Edith says, ""I'm not going for the pills. If you're gonna try and use that rusty old thing on me, I'm gonna need a tetanus shot!""

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases. On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining roo…

A man married two women, Kate for her money, an Edith for her body. He regularly spent 2 weeks of each month at each wife's home and of course neither Kate nor Edith was aware of the other wife. One day, he slipped up and Kate found phone messages to Edith. Kate called Edith and after talking a bit, both reported him and he was arrested. The charges: having his Kate and Edith too.

An older married couple, Keith and Edith, get pulled over while on vacation. Edith was driving the highway when she got pulled over by the state police. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" Edith, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" Keith yelled back "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman said, "May I see your license?" Edith turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?" Keith once again yelled, "He wants …