An 80 year old couple is watching Jeopardy when a Viagra commercial comes on... The husband says with a smile, ""You know what, Edith? I'm gonna go to the doctors office tomorrow and get some of that Viagra."" Edith says, ""Well you better make an appointment for me too."" Her husband replies, ""Naw honey, I'm the only one who has to take the stuff."" Edith says, ""I'm not going for the pills. If you're gonna try and use that rusty old thing on me, I'm gonna need a tetanus shot!""