My oldest dirty joke, From my grandfather around the campfire... **An old couple gets pulled over and...** Lady cop - "May I see you license and registration sir?" Old man - "ugh, what did she say?" Old wife - "She needs to see you license and registration dear." **The old man hands it to the lady cop and...** Lady cop - "Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a lover from New York, he was the worst lover I ever had." Old man - "ugh, what did she say?" Old wife - "Nothing dear, She thinks she used to know you." *Cue my grandmother scolding my grandfather for telling a dirty joke in front of the kids.*