An old man has finally retired and just bought a new sports car... As he leaves the dealership and pulls onto the interstate, he begins to accelerate. As he passes 80mph he passes a highway patrol. The lights instantly come on. He puts the accelerator to the floor and speeds up, 90, 110, 120mph... He finally let's off and asks himself what he's doing as he pulls over to the side of the road. The highway patrolman walks up and says ""Sir, it's the end of my shift, I'm tired and bored. If you can come up with a good reason for speeding and trying to out run me, I'll let you go."" The old man thinks for a second, tears welling in his eyes ""Well officer, you see... my wife left me 25 years ago for a highway patrolman not unlike yourself... I thought you were bringing her back."" The officer tips his hat and says ""Have a nice day, sir""