My most established grimy joke, From my granddad around the pit fire An old couple gets pulled over and... Woman cop - ""May I see you permit and enlistment sir?"" Old man - ""ugh, what did she say?"" Old spouse - ""She needs to see you permit and enlistment dear."" The old man hands it to the woman cop and... Woman cop - ""Gracious, I see you are from New York. I used to have a beau from New York, he was the most exceedingly terrible significant other I ever had."" Old man - ""ugh, what did she…