Cowboy gets bit by a snake on his willie .. 2 Cowboys riding the range stop to pee. While peeing, the first cowboy gets bit by a rattlesnake on his willie. He tells the 2nd cowboy to ride to town & get Doc. Smith. The 2nd cowboy rides to Doc Smith and tells him his friend got bit by a rattlesnake. Doc Smith says he has to delivery a baby right now, so just go back to your friend and suck the venom out. The 2nd cowboy rides back to the first cowboy. The first cowboy said , where is the Doc, w…

3 cowboys get captured by a group of indians... They take them back to their camp. The chief says to them ""We are going to to scalp you and use your skin for a canoe. However, before you die we will grant you one wish as long as its not a weapon and not an escape"" The first cowboy thinks a moment before responding ""I would like to write a letter to my wife"" The indians give him pen and paper and he writes his letter. The second cowboy says ""Im still a virgin, allow me to sleep with one of y…

A cowboy walks out of a bar A second later he come back in mad as hell ""Okay"" he growls ""which one of you sidewindin' hombres went outside an' pained mah horse bright red while I was a-drinkin'?"" Nobody answers, so the cowboy pulls out his six-shooter and yells ""*I said which of you mangy polecats painted mah horse red?!*"" Slowly one cowboy stands up from the bar. He is six feet, nine inches tall and pulls out a gun that looks more like a small canon than a pistol from his holster ""*I don…

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that read, ""$5.00 - If I can't tell you where you're from, I'll pay you $50.00"" The young man watched a cowboy approach the Indian and ask, ""Is the sign right?"" The Indian says, ""yes."" The cowboy hands him a five and says, """"you're on"" The Indian looks the cowboy up and down, noticing some cow dung on his boots and flatly states, ""you're from Wyoming."" The cowboy shakes his head and says, ""…