3 cowboys get captured by a group of indians... They take them back to their camp. The chief says to them ""We are going to to scalp you and use your skin for a canoe. However, before you die we will grant you one wish as long as its not a weapon and not an escape"" The first cowboy thinks a moment before responding ""I would like to write a letter to my wife"" The indians give him pen and paper and he writes his letter. The second cowboy says ""Im still a virgin, allow me to sleep with one of y…