2nd Cowboy Jokes

So a lady and four cowboys are playing poker... They're all sitting on a round table when suddenly the lady farts,the 1st cowboy says he did it because he didn't want the lady to be embarrassed. So a while passes and the lady farts again,but this time the 2nd cowboy takes the blame because,again,he doesn't want to embarras the lady. Short time passes and the lady farts again,so now the 3rd cowboy takes the blame.After a while the 4th cowboy stands up and says ""I'm going to the bathroom if the l…

Cowboy gets bit by a snake on his willie .. 2 Cowboys riding the range stop to pee. While peeing, the first cowboy gets bit by a rattlesnake on his willie. He tells the 2nd cowboy to ride to town & get Doc. Smith. The 2nd cowboy rides to Doc Smith and tells him his friend got bit by a rattlesnake. Doc Smith says he has to delivery a baby right now, so just go back to your friend and suck the venom out. The 2nd cowboy rides back to the first cowboy. The first cowboy said , where is the Doc, w…