Obama died, and, as usual for any president, he was lead to the hell. Satan looked at him ā Mmmm, I can see that you have been elected twice as President. Also, you are one of a kind. So, I am giving you a rare opportunity. You can see the other inmates in hell and select your eternal fate. If you chose their fate, they will be sent to heavenā. With nothing to lose, Obama agreed instantly. Now, Satan himself took Obama to show the inmates. The first exhibit was Reagan. It was burning hot and it was apparent that he was struggling a lot. When he saw Obama and Satan, he started begging for a drop of water. Obama said, āNo, I canāt take thisā. Satan took him to the next one. There he saw Bush was standing in the room full of burning coal. He was also begging for some drops of water. Obama said without any confusion ā No, I canāt take thisā. Satan then took him to the hell of Clinton. The temperature seemed a little bit down and Obama was surprised to see that Clinton was getting bj from Monica. āInteresting, this looks much better and I can get bj all the timeā Obama thought. He looked at the Satan ā Yes, this is what I want and, you see, I can send a democrat to heavenā. āGoodā Satan opened the door for him and shouted. āMonica, you can leave nowā