"Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza." - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late

Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants

Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip.

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures. ""This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"" The second Arab nods, ""They blow up so fast, don't they?""