Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now? Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.#Captain#Colonel#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip.#Colonel#Everton#Gaza0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote.#Bernie#Colonel#Military0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I got a bad feeling.#Colonel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Colonel Custer and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians#Colonel#Jack Daniels#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.#Colonel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp