😄 Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I ...

Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now? Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.

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Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. Eating soup. Calm down.

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What's the difference between Colonel Custer and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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