If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two.

""Life is like a fountain"" A boy grows up in a poor Eastern European country. Every Saturday at services his rabbi ends the sermon by saying, ""Life is like a fountain."" The boy remembers this whenever he has a hard test, or he is bullied at school, and it helps him cope. When he gets older, he decides to move to America for a better life. It is hard at first, but he remembers that ""life is like a fountain,"" and perseveres. Eventually he gets a good job and starts a family. Sure, there are s…

The monk joke. All credit goes to my Spanish teacher, Mr. Garcia. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, a man goes on a trip to the mountains in an Eastern European country to see the sights. One dark and stormy night he was traveling back to his hotel when his car died. He got out of the car and opened the hood. He checked everything he could think of and couldn't find what was wrong. He pulled out his phone and discovered he had no service. He looked…

True Story When I was going to college (in eastern european country), the dorms had only one toilet and they were locked after midnight. One night my friend wakes me up saying that he has stomach issues and cannot hold it in. We go to the window in the corridor and he puts his ass out of the window and eases his pain. The next day, we're horribly embarrassed looking at the outer wall of the dorm. The dorm supervisor walks by and says: ""Damn kids and their graffiti! What do those exclamation mar…