A long time ago, a father, visiting America from Europe for... ...the very first time, went up and down the aisles with his son-in-law at the local store. He constantly asked questions about products he saw: "Vas diss? Powdered orange juice?" "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh 'orange juice.'" A few minutes later, in a different aisle: "Und vas dis? Powdered milk?" "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!" A few minutes later, in a different aisle: "Und give a look here! Baby Powder! Vat a country, vat a country!"