God is travelling around the world to spread his religon He gets to India and asks the public, 'Will you take my commandments to be yours?' The public says no and decides to try elsewhere. He gets to China and asks, 'Will you follow my commandments?' And the public replies no. He gets to Israel and asks, 'Will you take my commandments?' The crowd begins to look at each other questioningly and a single man steps forward. 'How much do they cost?' God replies, 'They're free.' The crowd shouts back, 'WE'LL TAKE TEN!'