Obama, Putin and Merkel discuss their submarines. All three are sitting at a resort by the seaside, and are arguing. Obama begins by saying ""American submarines are the best in the world, they can go for weeks without needing supplies!"" Putin laughs and tell them ""Stupid globalists. Russian submarines are best in world, they go MONTHS without refueling."" Merkel opens her mouth to speak, when a submarine rises out of the water. A man opens the hatch and shouts ""Heil Hitler! We need fuel!""

Putin, Angela Merkel and Obama stand ona a dock... Obama says ""The USA built a submarine that can dive for 1 week without needing to refuel."" Putin responds ""Our nuclear submarines can dive for a whole month!"" Suddenly a old submarine comes out of the water. The hatch opens, a Wehrmacht -soldier comes out and says ""Heil Hitler we need fuel""

Obama, Putin and Merkel are walking along the beach... ...when Putin starts bragging ""My submarines are better than yours, and my men are better trained. They can stay under water for months!"" Obama doesn't seem impressed. ""Even if that were true, US Naval Intelligence knows where every ship in the world is at every moment. You are no threat to us."" Suddenly, a submarine emerges from the water, a hatch opens, a man gets out and shouts over: ""Heil Hitler! Can anybody tell me where to get mor…

Any woman with three or more exes in her city could have told Obama how to avoid Putin in Normandy.