Why will Belgium go to war? *This is a joke my dutch grandfather told me, the dutch make fun of Belgians* Why will Belgium go to war with the Netherlands in 50 years? Because that's when they understand the Belgian jokes they make about them. Why will Belgium go to war with France in 50 years? They can't find the Netherlands.

My 17 yr old grandpa joined the navy during WWII b/c "he figured if the boat got shot he'd drown, &not have to worry about any other stuff."

Me: ugh I have to wear a tie today, adulting sucks. Grandpa: I had to fight in World War II when I was 19. Me: I guess you kind of get it.

My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles.