My 17 yr old grandpa joined the navy during WWII b/c "he figured if the boat got shot he'd drown, &not have to worry about any other stuff."

My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles.

grandpa: ur father changed after the war me: somtimes emojis i never use appear in my frequently used page and i dont kno how they got there

I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was "a race war" (??)