Jimmy's First Cow One fine morning on the family farm, Jimmy excitedly ran into the house with a glass of milk. He can't wait to show his father so he runs into the living room. He shouts "Hey dad! I just milked my first cow!" while proudly holding up the glass of milk and then chugging the entire thing. His dad stares at him horrified and says "But son... we don't have a cow, we have a bull"