Geography class -Whats the capital of Germany? -Berlin teacher -Whats the capital of France? -Berlin again teacher -Whats the capital of Poland? -Still Berlin teacher -Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography! -We'll see about that

Two East German guards were standing near the Berlin wall. ""What do you think of our regime?"" asked the first. ""The same as you!"" the second replied. ""In that case,"" said the first guard, ""it is my duty to arrest you!""

A couple is taking a walk in Berlin Suddenly, it starts raining. The two start arguing over whether it's raining or hailing. ""Let's ask that Communist officer over there! He might know if it's raining!"", the wife suggests. They go up to him and notice that his nametag says that his name is Olf. ""It's raining, dummies, now go away!"", he says. The wife, who said it was raining, smirks and tells her husband: ""Rude Olf the Red knows rain, dear!""

Recently a man in Berlin was killed as he and a couple of thieves blew up a condom machine. A piece of shrapnel struck the thief in the head and killed him. The police said the man should have worn protection.