What did Germany say to France after conquering Poland? Europe next.

A boy is studying for his geography quiz His mom asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?" "Berlin", says the boy. "What is the capital of France?" "Berlin." "What is the capital of Russia?" "Berlin." "You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."

The Polish farmer During WW2, a team of German and Soviet surveyors went through Poland to split the country. One day they found a farm placed directly over the planned border. The surveyors agreed that the border couldn't be drawn through the house, and decided to ask the farmer. - Do you want to belong to Soviet or Germany?, they asked him. After some thinking, the farmer answered - I'd like to belong to Germany. - Why is that? - Oh - I've heard the Russian winters are very cold

A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting.