So Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home

I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs.

My son just chewed gum during his entire bath. I eagerly await a cease-and-desist order from Burt Reynolds's attorney.

Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie.