So, Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home, when Burt looks over at Ernie and asks, "Hey Ernie, do you want to get some ice cream?" Then Ernie said, "Sure Burt."

I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs.

My son just chewed gum during his entire bath. I eagerly await a cease-and-desist order from Burt Reynolds's attorney.

Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie.