Teacher & Student Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809. John stand up and said ""Abraham Lincoln was born"" Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819 Then Sam suddenly stand up and said ""Abraham Lincoln was ten years old""!

I'm speechless. t was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet E'? Tom replied ELEPHANT' Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet T'. Tom replied Two Elephants' Teacher asked him the same question. Tom replied Ten Elephants' Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet M' Tom replied Mother Elephant' The angry teach…

An elementary teacher told her students that if they could answer the questions correctly they would be dismissed from class. The teacher asked, ""Who said 'A house divided against itself cannot stand'?"" Susan in the front raised her hand and said ""Abraham Lincoln"" and she was allowed to leave. The teacher then asked, ""Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?"" Abby, who was also sitting in the front, raised her hand and said ""John F Kennedy…

Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. ""Mr. Talbot"" said the teacher ""I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!"" ""Well teacher"" said Talbot ""if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!"" Father and son left the school and on their way home Talbot turned to the boy and asked ""Tell me son did you do it?"" '