I'm speechless. t was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet E'? Tom replied ELEPHANT' Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet T'. Tom replied Two Elephants' Teacher asked him the same question. Tom replied Ten Elephants' Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet M' Tom replied Mother Elephant' The angry teach…

Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. ""Mr. Talbot"" said the teacher ""I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!"" ""Well teacher"" said Talbot ""if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!"" Father and son left the school and on their way home Talbot turned to the boy and asked ""Tell me son did you do it?"" '

In an 3rd grade American class room... The teacher is discussing U.S. presidents. "Who gave the Gettysburg Address?" she asked the class. Immediately a hand shot up belonging to a female Japanese foreign exchange student. "Yes?" the teacher asked. "Abraham Lincoln! 1863!" replied the girl proudly. "That's correct," said the teacher, "Now can anyone tell me who wrote the Declaration of Independence?" Again the Japanese girl's hand shot up. This time the teacher waited to see if anyone else…

Teacher: “What happened in 1809?” Student: “Abraham Lincoln was born.” Teacher: “What happened in 1819?” Student: “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old!”