Baby Naming A couple had just had their first child, a boy. The father was Irish and Indian, the wife Chinese and Italian. Each wanted their son’s name to reflect his heritage. After much back-and-forth they finally decided on the name: Ravi O’Lee

[kidnapper hands wife phone] "brent" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED

How come when a child shouts "This is dumb" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?

Taught the 5yo to say "totes magotes" to annoy my husband who can't figure out why the kid keeps yelling, "COACH MY GOATS, DAD!" Nailed it.