[wife gets home] did you feed the baby his spinach today? [me doing push ups] hell no I'm not letting that baby get stronger than me

A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work... A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work. Her kid is home, sees the man and gets scared and runs into his mothers closet. The woman brings the man up and they start to do their thing. Suddenly, the front door opens up, and the husband is home from work early. The wife tells the man to hide in the closet. Low and behold, the kid is also in the closet. ""It sure is dark in here"" says the kid. ""yeah"" ne…

Short Story on Wit A GUJARATI having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother. Prays sincerely to God for improving his life style. God is very pleased with his prayer, and............ Grants him one wish........... Just one!!!!!!!!!!!! The Gujarati says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is- 'I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, Rupees twenty million worth of diamond around on my Child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hi…

The Rabbi's Family There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby. The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After five or six children, this started to get expensive. The congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the Rabbi's pay situation. You can imagine there was much yelling and bickering. Finally, the Rabbi got up and spoke to the crowd. …