An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are using the urinal The Irishman finishes first, goes to the washbasin, and lathers his hands up thoroughly before rinsing off with a gallon of water, then dries his hands on a stack of paper towels and says "In Ireland, we are taught that cleanliness is next to Godliness." The Scotsman takes his turn and uses a tiny wipe of soap, a few drops of water and a single paper towel, and says "In Scotland, we are taught to be frugal in our use of valuable resources." Finally the Englishman zips up and heads for the door, saying "In England, we are taught not to piss on our hands."
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