Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland.#England#Europe#Scotland#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is England so special? Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.#England#Europe#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A lot of Americans don't realize that "Braveheart" is set in the 1970s. That's just how Scotland is. #culture#Scotland#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England.#Europe#England#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.#Europe#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp