Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland.

ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England.

When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.

guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog