A Scot, an English man, and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

UK Fire Insurance A man and his wife moved back home to Cork, from London. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was 2000.00 a year! When they arrived in Cork, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple that the price would be 39.00. The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland to insure, because it cost 2000.00 in England! The agent turned his comp…

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America.... As they leave the airport from Heathrow and fly to america the Englishman has a bright idea. He turns around and says to the other two of his friends, ""why don't we throw some money out of the plane for good luck"". Brilliant idea they both turn around and say. So the Englishman goes first. He throws a 50 pence coin out of the airplane as they fly over England. When they fly over Scotland the Scottish man thinks, ""we…

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are using the urinal The Irishman finishes first, goes to the washbasin, and lathers his hands up thoroughly before rinsing off with a gallon of water, then dries his hands on a stack of paper towels and says "In Ireland, we are taught that cleanliness is next to Godliness." The Scotsman takes his turn and uses a tiny wipe of soap, a few drops of water and a single paper towel, and says "In Scotland, we are taught to be frugal in our use of valuable re…