I have three friends: Peter, Rob, āBald Paul.ā Paul, as you might have guessed, is bald. Heās very self conscious about it, so me, Peter, Rob constantly call him āBald Paul.ā Paul must have hit his breaking point because Friday night he showed up with a hairpiece. So now I have three friends: Rob, Peter, āToupee Paul.ā EDIT: I confused the term āself consciousā with the word āsubconscious.ā Whoops