I have three friends: Peter, Rob, “Bald Paul.”
Paul, as you might have guessed, is bald. He’s very self conscious about it, so me, Peter, Rob constantly call him “Bald Paul.”
Paul must have hit his breaking point because Friday night he showed up with a hairpiece.
So now I have three friends: Rob, Peter, “Toupee Paul.”
EDIT: I confused the term “self conscious” with the word “subconscious.” Whoops