What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!

My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: "Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?" "Erm, I don't know" I replied "Mickey Mouse" he replied laughing "Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs" "Donald Duck" I replied "No, all ducks you idiot"

"Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. Some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck. Other times I think I'm Mickey Mouse." "Hmmm. How long have you been having these Disney spells?"

smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth