Successful breeding A man and a young woman met in a bar and started to talk. It turned out that both were celebrating- the man because he had achieved a successful breeding of a rare blue-eyed female pheasant for the first time in captivity, and the lady because she and her husband had finally had their first child after a long period of trying. “So how did you finally achieve the successful breeding?,” she asked. “Well,” he explained, “it was a matter of continually changing mates in order to find the right biological combination.” “Really,” said the woman, blushing a bit, “what a coincidence!”